Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Stuff I Have Learned at Work

My first foray into the private sector has taught me many things:
  • Unpolished + immediate is never acceptable over submittable + later.  Polished + immediate is best.  Good luck.
  • Drafts are no good and have no point.
  • Never assume that people don't trust you enough to always review your work before submitting it to important stakeholders.  Read:  Always assume that people trust you overly much (no matter that you've been with the company for 3 months) and never review your work before they shoot it off to terrifyingly powerful people.  REVISE YO SHIT.  Thrice.
  • Never say "but... the chain of command!" when somebody asks you to pull high-level executives out of meetings to somehow force them to finish their pieces of your little-in-your-mind, unrelated, yet extremely important project.
  • There is no chain of command.
  • Salary doesn't directly correlate with more power or less power.
  • Never assume that people who make 10x your salary do better work faster than you.
  • When people tell you "you can't have this because you are not authorized," do not go to your boss and say "I am not authorized."  Get authorized or lie.
  • Your concerns are not stupid.  Voice them.
P.S. - I bought $800 Christian Dior glasses today.  I figure it's better to look incredibly fabulous all day than, well, to not.

P.P.S. - Never said I paid $800.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Fire and Ice

I wore one of the most fabulous dresses I have ever owned to a party at Felix's house last night.  It's floor length with a black background covered with art nouveau splashes of bright greens, magentas and purple flowers. It's skin tight and floor-length with a false sash around the hips created by artful ruching and almost kimono-style with a waist-deep plunging neckline.  I had to hem it up 10 cm, but it's perfect now with flat sandals.

It was kind of a strange gathering.  Caspian and I took the train out of Montreal, and it was a lovely ride despite the fact that it is very early spring in eastern Canada, and there is no green apart from lawns, tulip leaves and crocuses.  Traveling straight west is just so beautiful - cute neighborhoods, wild places that are deceptively close to the city, and the river channels to the north have such violent and deep currents that they create deep crashing dimples and waterfalls sucking at the foundations of the bridges.  The St. Lawrence is no lazy river around here.  Whenever I see it, whether it's at the quays or traveling off the island, I'm shocked by how cold and deep and powerful it is.  It is so wide in places that the opposite bank is just a line on the horizon, and always roiling with treacherous undertows.

The only people I knew at this gathering were Felix and his long-time man.  I met his millions of sisters for the first time (he preceded introductions by taking me aside and giving me an adjective like:  "This is M, my angry sister.  That's N, my cool sister.  This is M, my tomboy sister.").  Also present...  Were Felix's long-time previous dance partners.  It was hilariously like meeting a bunch of your boyfriend's ex-girlfriends, and yet completely not like that at all.  They are both over the top, simple people who love to show off.  How different I am.  I watched them dance quite a bit (neither of them are standard dancers) and wonder what Felix thinks of my intense seriousness compared to S and G's flashy, impassioned imprecision.  We are like fire and ice, and I'm the ice.

I was hungover this morning.

In other news, Caspian and I finally glimpsed the Gentleman Jackhammer (as Caspian calls this particular person) today as we were gardening.  GJ is the until recently anonymous fellow who dates our upstairs neighbor, a neurological researcher.

GJ is so nicknamed because M (the neighbor's) bedroom is just above our living room, and when, at unusual hours they, ahem, "have relations," as my elderly OBGYN would say, it sounds like an unimaginative clogging performance.  Poor M.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

GREEN!

Oh.  My.  God.  I saw a mosquito.  I SAW A BUG!  A real live bug.  Does that mean that spring has finally arrived in Montreal?

What is this, this lovely shade of wonder that blends so delicately with the greys and the warm beiges and the deepest ground-espresso shades of new-turned earth that tumbles so deliciously about the little feets of the squirrels, who sit on their fuzzy haunches, eating...  Eating...  EH!  STOP EATING MY BULBS, LITTLE STINKER!

So!  What's up with me?  Tons.

First and foremost, I received a notice to buy my cap and gown for commencement in May, and for the first time in all of my years of higher education, I am ready to totally eat up some pomp and circumstance with a huge grin plastered across my face, because it is expensive.  I'm going all the way.  There will be caps and gowns and champagne and kisses of congratu-fuckin-lations!

Second and not quite foremost,  I have finished my 2nd week of individual ceramics classes in Griffintown.  The very walk into Griffintown merits a book chapter, much less the Griffintown Arts Studio itself, owned by the mysterious and legendary Mr. Diamond.  I have already made, trimmed and slipped two gorgeous pieces and can't wait to see them glazed.

Thirdly, without talking to me and without my knowledge, my dance partner realized that something was up between us and took it upon himself to go to private lessons and kick some ass.  I think in the last three weeks we have jumped up a level and a half as the result of those lessons, plus me turning into a hardass during practice.

Fourth, we have decided to move to a bigger place.

Monday, April 1, 2013

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.

Elbert Hubbard